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Ugly Robot

by Ugly Robot

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Brainwaves 03:55
White surfer let's take my mind away dissolve you to dissolve me Silk stars kill time take the brick road to be your mind tap the blackness wax synaptic to only feel alive Keep pace in your chest that pulse in your legs the waves the waves the oak forest waves Silk stars kill time take the brick road to be your mind tap the blackness wax synaptic to only feel alive
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H Sharp in G 02:52
You're so ugly you've got to go no, no, no we've got a standard to uphold You are not in any way snugly You have got to go! The virus was ugly a hideous wave sent out to put me in my grave instead of me it targeted the others scrapping every one of my robot brothers! Where will I go? Who will I be? How can I hide ugly old me?
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Me and my little lady have been on the run for a month With nothin’ to our names but cash and a couple guns Picked up a pretty little coupe during our last job Add grand theft auto to six banks already robbed We watch the stars on a far away hill Using a bag of cash as a makeshift pillow Oh lord I never hurt no one Oh lord robbin’ banks ain’t so bad There’s policemen on our tail and a detective named Dupree Caught up to us in the last town, put a bullet hole in my sleeve But we gave him the slip and now we are home free! My little lady she’s a sweetheart ‘til the end Can't darn a sock but goddamnit she can mend My torn resolve, my banner hangin’ low ‘Cause it is what it is and my darlin’ makes it so The guns are just for show, I’m a pacifist you see Oh lord I never hurt nobody Been dodgin' death and taxes but it's catchin’ up to me! The bastard Dupree finally caught us nappin’ Asleep at three woke to the sound of twigs snapping Shook my love awake, ran for my gun but I lost it Came back to a loaded barrel and my lady held hostage “Give it up!” said Dupree, “I don’t want any gunfire.” With that he grabbed my mistress’ wrists and held his gun higher You can point a gun at me but not at my little lady My blood got to boilin’ and I started going crazy I spotted my pistol sittin’ on a bag of money Dupree saw where I was lookin’ and said, “Don’t try nothin’ funny.” I looked at my love and said, "We’ll never be apart." I grabbed my revolver and I shot him in the heart! Shootout! I lost a lot of blood darlin’ I think this is the end I’m fadin’ fast I’m almost passed This is something you can’t mend Take the money and run, run as far as it’ll take you I ’m too far gone now I’m about to meet my maker Oh lord I never meant to hurt no one.
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Ten thousand thoughts run through my mind so blind I see you there so unaware Can't get you off my mind you feel me inside you steal me your subtle breath divides the time And I need you now 'cause I bleed you now And I want you now just to haunt you now Get away from me, you bitch! I can't satisfy my itch to keep you close to me Because you're the dame who knows my peace and love I see that look that's in your eyes demise And when you're gone you turn me on if I can forget those lies Your touch babe may be too much babe let my aching hands suppress your cries And I need you now 'cause I bleed you now And I want you now just to haunt you now Get away from me, you bitch! I can't satisfy my itch to keep you close to me Because you're the dame who knows my peace and love
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He doesn't need your approval he's just here for your removal Forty-five years and looks like hell he's a middle aged man in a shell When he gets off work tonight gonna put on his blood-stained tights He’s got his blood-stained boots Danger Turtle he’s gonna kill you! Who walks the street with a vengance? Brass knuckles and machete in his hand Keeping the peace for the children taking the lives of the wicked and the damned! Everything you said is a lie Now your time is neigh Now my blade pressed to your throat I’m gonna watch you fuckin’ choke Get down on your knees Bow before me Take a look into my eyes While you beg and cry Who walks the street with a vengance? Brass knuckles and machete in his hand Keeping the peace for the children Taking the lives of the wicked and the damned! I walk the street with a vengance! Brass knuckles and machete in my hand I keep the peace for the children I take the lives of the wicked and the damned! They call me Danger Turtle I sweep the streets the only way I can! Middle Aged Mutant Danger Turtle Power!
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Black Blood 03:15
Heart of a cow face has got a snout cough to expel the demons from your mouth Eyes of the viper fingers grabby grabbin' lure the prey victim unknowing Hypnotizing show many colored feathers devil behind the voice approach her all together Sinister scowl piercing screeching howl Better turn and run before you end up in his jowls Eyes of the viper stingers stabby stabbin' scarred skinned and flayed foul stench of poison Hypnotizing show many colored feathers devil behind the voice approach her all together Sickly scales mouth full of mold a scratched voice declares I'm coming for your soul!
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I poke holes in all my condoms just for the kicks And I bought a bridge from a dirty con artist just to learn his tricks I charge everything to my credit card Well it’s not mine I guess technically it’s my mothers I call my father at least once a year Just to tell him he’s a no good son of a bitch! I make bad decisions like nobody’s business like nobody I make bad decisions like nobody’s business ‘cause they ain’t nobody’s business but mine I poke holes in all my friend’s condoms just for a laugh And I been married to seventeen girls in nineteen of these United States of America I make bad decisions like nobody’s business ‘cause they ain’t nobody’s business but mine I make bad decisions like nobody’s business ‘cause they ain’t nobody’s business but mine I go to weddings with open bars with open arms and open hearts I hit on the bride’s sister ‘Til she walks away then I just hit on the bride I poke holes in all my condoms just for the kicks I don’t have any venereal diseases but I do have kids! I make bad decisions like nobody’s business ‘cause it ain’t nobody’s business but mine I make bad decisions like nobody’s business ‘cause it ain’t nobody’s business I make bad decisions like nobody’s business ‘cause it ain’t nobody’s business but mine I make bad decisions like nobody’s business ‘cause it ain’t nobody’s business but mine

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released June 25, 2016

Ugly Robot is Dustin Harvey, Marshall Broyles, Kenny Broyles, Trent Small & Matt West

Engineered by Roman Garcia at KUNM's Studio A
Mixed by Sean Trauth at lrlstudios
Mastered by Smith Koester at Barnstorm Mastering

Produced by Marshall Broyles
Cover Artwork by Joel Kirschenbaum, Dustin Harvey & Trent Small
Photography by Leslie Broyles
Album Design by Kay Mae

Thank You to:
Our folks (especially the Broyles’ for the basement)
Beth, Jessika, Natalie, Alicia, Leslie, Kylie, Roman, Sean, Smith, Rhett, Kris, Joel, The Gasworks, Burt’s, Launchpad, Sister, Marble, SSE, KUNM, DCSS, Screen Kingz, CRTTRZ, Kid Dinosaur, Red Light Cameras, MountainHead, Five Mile Float & anyone who danced at a show!

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Ugly Robot Albuquerque, New Mexico

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