Bad Decisions

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I poke holes
in all my condoms
just for the kicks
And I bought a bridge from a dirty con artist
just to learn his tricks

I charge everything to my credit card
Well it’s not mine I guess technically it’s my mothers
I call my father at least once a year
Just to tell him he’s a no good son of a bitch!

I make bad decisions
like nobody’s business
like nobody

I make bad decisions
like nobody’s business
‘cause they ain’t nobody’s business but mine

I poke holes
in all my friend’s condoms
just for a laugh
And I been married to seventeen girls
in nineteen of these United States of America

I make bad decisions
like nobody’s business
‘cause they ain’t nobody’s business but mine

I make bad decisions
like nobody’s business
‘cause they ain’t nobody’s business but mine

I go to weddings with open bars
with open arms and open hearts
I hit on the bride’s sister
‘Til she walks away then I just hit on the bride

I poke holes
in all my condoms
just for the kicks
I don’t have any venereal diseases
but I do have kids!

I make bad decisions
like nobody’s business
‘cause it ain’t nobody’s business but mine

I make bad decisions
like nobody’s business
‘cause it ain’t nobody’s business

I make bad decisions
like nobody’s business
‘cause it ain’t nobody’s business but mine

I make bad decisions
like nobody’s business
‘cause it ain’t nobody’s business but mine

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from Ugly Robot, released June 25, 2016

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